Now I've Created a Blog

When I was a child, creating a blog would have conjured up thoughts of something worthy of a horror movie. Perhaps some bog creature would have been called Blog and would have preyed upon children and dogs, or perhaps some evil fog would have been know as Blog as it engulfed whole cities. How far away those days of simple, single-syllable fear! Now, blog is this-- an entity that my employer has encouraged me to create. Farewell, fond fearful blogs of yore! Welcome to the new blog!